Satellite TV

WHAT A NIGHTMARE!!!
The cable company, for some odd reason, does not service 177 S. 4th W. We thought the best course of action was to give those who did not care for television a discount on their monthly rent and purchase satellite for those who do want it. We called the satellite company and arranged for them to install Dish Network for those who wanted it. However, at the 11th hour, a problem arose of course! Dish Network would not allow us to carry the contracts for tenants because we are a business. Its against their policy. We decided to discount everybody's rent and just let those who wanted satellite to get it for themselves. Problem: Most of you are staying for around a year. Dish Network requires a 2 year contract.  And, written in each tenants lease it was stated that they would get television, and many people signed their lease expecting TV.
So here's the deal: our only option left was to purchase a bulk commercial account through Dish Network. It requires us to pay for at least 10 units. So, you're all getting television... It is scheduled to be installed this Friday the 21st.

Thanks,
Tyson